Funny Nurse Stickers Make Your Life Colourful: Add Personality to Every Shift

Nursing is a profession filled with dedication, compassion, and long hours—but it’s also a field where a little humor can go a long way. At Good Nurse Life, we know that young female nurses are always looking for ways to brighten their days and express their unique personalities. That’s why our collection of funny nurse stickers is designed to make your life more colorful, both inside and outside the hospital. Whether you want to personalize your water bottle, badge reel, laptop, or even your favorite planner, these stickers are the perfect way to add a playful touch to your busy routine.

1."Blessed Are the Healers" – A Touch of Grace and Grit

This elegant sticker combines a beautifully illustrated stethoscope tied into a bow with soft, floral details and a powerful message: “Blessed are the healers, for they bring comfort” (Matthew 5:4). It’s perfect for spiritual nurses who wear their faith on their sleeves—and now, on their clipboards or laptops too.

More than just an inspirational quote, this sticker channels the essence of what nursing means. It reminds young nurses of the divine nature of their calling and brings a sense of calm to an otherwise fast-paced and stressful job. It’s especially popular among NICU and hospice nurses who embody gentle strength every single day.

2."Making Teeth Great Again" – The Patriotic Dental Warrior

Nurses working in dental or surgical fields are obsessed with this sticker. Featuring a quirky cartoon tooth wearing American flag glasses and styled hair, the phrase “Making Teeth Great Again” is a cheeky nod to both national pride and professional pride.

Whether you’re handing out floss or cracking jokes in the breakroom, this sticker is all about celebrating your role in the world of oral health. The humor is smart, and the graphic is bold—making it a conversation starter that patients and coworkers alike will remember. Stick it on your lunchbox or scrub pocket folder and let the laughs follow.

3."Size Matters" – Because Needle Size Always Counts

Let’s be honest—nurses know a thing or two about size. This popular sticker features a rainbow lineup of injection needles, humorously captioned “Size Matters” with a #NurseLife tag. It's the perfect blend of sarcasm and real talk, and phlebotomists in particular love it.

The design isn’t just funny—it’s also educational in a tongue-in-cheek way. Each colored needle reflects a different gauge, a subtle nod to your clinical knowledge, but with humor that takes the edge off a tough shift. Slap this one on your badge reel or report clipboard and watch coworkers crack up every time.

4."A Little Ratched, A Little Nightingale" – Embracing the Duality

Every nurse has a wild side and a caring side. This circular sticker showcases a balance of both with its clever phrase: “A Little Ratched, A Little Nightingale.” Featuring a heartbeat line and RN emblem, it’s a fun way to acknowledge the daily switch between sassy and saintly.

Whether you’re dealing with difficult patients or soothing scared children, this sticker speaks to the multi-dimensional nature of nursing. It’s sleek and symbolic, making it one of the most gifted items among new nursing grads and experienced RNs alike. It’s a badge of honor—worn with pride and a wink.

5."You Can’t Leave AMA—You Work Here" – Dark Humor for Staff Nurses

If you’ve ever wanted to say this to your coworkers out loud, now you don’t have to. This sticker boldly states: “For the last time, you can’t leave AMA—you work here. #NurseLife.” It's raw, real, and ridiculously funny.

This is the sticker that lives on every ICU breakroom fridge or emergency department laptop. It hits home because it’s true—nurses are often the ones trying to escape the madness they live in. It’s a hilarious way to vent frustration and show solidarity with your fellow warriors in scrubs. Trust us, this one gets laughs every single time.

Nurses work long shifts filled with high stress, emotional moments, and serious responsibilities. But even in the thick of chaos, they find joy, humor, and community. That’s where our stickers come in—not just as decoration, but as a form of emotional expression.

Each sticker is designed with high-quality waterproof vinyl, so it can survive spills, scrubs, and sanitizer. Their vibrant designs make them perfect for customizing water bottles, badge holders, laptops, and even patient clipboards. They’re conversation starters, morale boosters, and tiny reminders that laughter really is the best medicine.

If you’re hunting for a thoughtful, funny, and affordable gift for a fellow nurse—or just looking to add some spice to your own shift gear—our stickers are the perfect pick. They fit easily into thank-you cards, nurse survival kits, or holiday baskets.And let’s be honest: every nurse deserves to laugh, and every piece of gear could use a little more personality. From snarky to sweet, spiritual to sassy, GoodNurseLife.com’s nurse sticker collection is the ultimate way to add joy to your journey.